Only spit when it's absolutely necessary. Spitting needs to be done as cleanly as possible to be courteous to others who are around. It's typical to need to spit when you're sick with a cold, using tobacco, or are working physically. Never spit indoors, unless you're using a receptacle of some kind. In the case that you are using a receptacle, as in wine tasting or tobacco chewing, it's important that you keep your receptacle concealed.
Nobody wants to sit next to your empty water bottle filled with brown tobacco juice at the library. Put it away. Don't make a habit of spitting just to spit, even if you're outdoors. If you're sick, or have a serious need, that's the only time you should be spitting in a courteous way.
Spit into a receptacle whenever possible. There's no way around it: spitting is gross. To help make it less gross, it helps to avoid spitting in places where people will be able to see it. If you're indoors, spit into the toilet and flush it. If you're outdoors, spit into a hanky and put it away. If you're tasting or chewing, spit into a proper receptacle, like a bottle or a can, then dispose of it. If this is the case, walk a few paces away from where you're working and spit off the beaten path.
If it's particularly gross, kick some dirt over it for good measure. Never spit in high traffic areas. Whether you're indoors or outdoors, it's rude to spit on the ground where someone might be walking and risk stepping on it. Don't do it, and if you're going to spit on the ground at all make sure it's out of the way. If you're playing sports and spit on the field, it's sometimes common courtesy to stamp it into the grass so your gross loogie isn't sitting at the 50 yard line for everyone to fall in.
Don't draw out the process. Spitting is a social taboo and many others look on it as a disgusting habit. If you must spit, do it quickly, quietly, and get it over with. Drawing attention to yourself while you're spitting is rude in most cultures.
Try to do it quietly and quickly, without a lot of preamble or fuss. Part 2. Gather the saliva to the front of your mouth with your tongue. You don't want to make a mess, so it's important to do most of the work before you spit. Gather the liquid or the saliva you're going to spit on top of your tongue to spit it out. Keep your cheeks in tight to your teeth to keep things in one place. Purse your lips. Your lips need to be rounded to avoid spritzing your spit or experiencing any gross blowback.
Nobody wants reverse fire. To keep it grouped and to keep your spit clean, round your lips as you prepare. Keep your cheeks caved and your lips tight. Blow the spit forcefully from your mouth. No drooling. Get it all out at once. Take a breath and quickly blow the spit out from your mouth as quickly as possible. It should stay together if you've done it properly.
As a man, all you can do is hope for the best and expect the unexpected. The Game is the hardest and funniest part of being a man. No two women are alike. On the other hand, if she failed kindergarden three times before becoming the first proud member of her family to obtain her GED, then you have to be be up to date on all the latest and most rachet VH1 reality shows and associated spin-offs.
Whatever happens, your conversation has to remain uniquely adaptive to the woman on the other side of the conversation or you will fail. Eventually fooling you into thinking he is the man of your dreams, until many many years after he has put a ring on it and you finally realize that he is just as lame and average as all those other men you passed up in the club in your youth. At least he keeps a roof over your head though.
This, my friends, is the burden of being a man. The ends justify the means. No judgement here. WisdomIsMisery aka WIM uses his formal training as an internal auditor to provide objective, yet opinionated, qualitative and quantitative analysis on life, love, and everything in between.
Mostly starting out with commenting a girl on her ass or her walk. Girls are sometimes flattered by this because they think the guy is cute.. Devonte : Hey ma, wuhz good. Anna: Hii. Devonte: Dayum girl I was just sayin dayum u lookin mighty fresh in dem' jeans, yo. Anna: aww thanks hun! Devonte: Hah, thanks gawjush. Anna: Really?
Devonte: Chyeah girll, fo'get bout yo man, get wid me. Anna: Are you trying to spit game lil boy?
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